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Stupid economy [27 Apr 2009|10:43am]

[ mood | shocked ]

I am beyond angry over this.

I know...not really related, but no one's posted here in like 87 years.

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What the hell... [04 Nov 2007|03:02pm]

[ mood | annoyed ]

Ok...there are stupid drivers...and there are REALLY stupid people who are driving.

For instance...

This has happened more than once...and I'm sure it will happen more in the future...and it will continue to be just as annoying...


One lane highway.
Someone slow is in front of me.
Can't pass them cause there is traffic in the other lane.
Some retard decides to ride my ass!!!!!

Oh HI THERE!! Where the hell am I supposed to go?
I can't speed up cause there's someone in front of me...and I can't pass the person since there is traffic in the other lane!

*head --> desk*

I seriously hate people >.>

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Pushed to the limit [07 Dec 2006|05:46pm]

[ mood | irritated ]

I don't know what was with people on the road today, but they really had their heads up their asses. So by the time 4:30 rolled around and I was two miles from home, I had had more than enough and my inner bitch came raging to the surface.

This chick in an Avalanche really thought she was going to cut in front of me in the right-turn lane which there's always a long line for b/c of how the city is set up. Well I knew she was gonna try that maneuver so I was tailing the guy in front me pretty close, but dumb bitch tried it anyway. So rather than letting her in, I just kept moving forward and skirted to the side a bit thereby cutting her off or forcing her to hit me. Oooooh, she was pissed!!

She honked her horn long/hard a couple times, and I pretended I didn't see her. Then she flipped on her bright lights - hi, it's 4:30 in the afternoon. WTF good did that do?! She really thought getting up on my ass was going to phase me. Sorry, honey. You rear-end me, it's all on you, biatch.

As I rounded the corner, I floored it both b/c it had taken so long to make the turn and also to get away from her. I was doing over 60 in a 45, and she had the nerve to follow me all the way home, tailing me the whole way. I honestly thought she was going to pull in my driveway, but I think she chickened out at the last minute when she saw there was a schoolbus in front of us. Stupid bitch.

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Those awesome car ads [30 Oct 2006|04:29pm]

Does anyone know much about this Mark Horowitz dude that is in those ads about living in your car?  I found this when I looked him up http://7daysinasentra.blogs.com  The rules about living in his car that he had to follow are all up there. I was surprised.
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[06 Sep 2006|05:27pm]

There is an intersection I drive through on my way to and from lunch. This intersection is rather small and rather tight, and semis need to come through. This could easily pose some major problems, but the intersection designers realized these, and placed the "stop here" lines very carefully.

On my way back from lunch, I need to turn left at the intersection. The typical semi path would tun left across my path, heading down the road I'm turning off. So, if I'm the front vehicle at the light, I'm the one that might get crunched by the semi. However, the "stop here" line for the left turn lane I'd be in is very, very far back - It's about a car length further back than the lane to the right of it, which is already a half-car-length further back than you'd expect.

Today, I was the second car in line at this light. The first car was entirely in front of the "stop here" line. Every bit of her vehicle was in front of it, including the back bumper. I saw that a semi was going to want to turn there, too, as I pulled up, so I left a very large distance between her and me (at least two car lengths). The semi started to make its turn, and had to stop to avoid hitting her. She put her car into reverse... And backed up.... 2 feet. Now her back bumper was over the line, and the semi still couldn't do a thing. She stayed there until someone in the other lane let her enter theirs, and she turned from the "straight or right" lane. I stayed back and let the semi finish his corner, and then made my left.

Why is she a stupid driver? Two reasons:

1) She stopped significantly in front of the line. The lines are there for a reason. I'm not too picky about a bumper being over, but the entire vehicle? That's too much in most circumstances.

2) When it was clear she was blocking the semi's forward motion, she decided to remain in place instead of moving her vehicle backwards. I realize reversing on a public roadway is considered dangerous and is not recommended for most situations, but in this case (with the only vehicle behind her significantly back and staying there), it was better overall than continuing to block traffic. She also did reverse for a few feet, showing she was willing to at least try that.

I see people do similar at that intersection on a very regular basis. I don't understand why people seem to think it's perfectly okay to stop so far in front of that line. Do they not realize that it was painted where it was for a reason?
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[27 Aug 2006|01:41am]

To the asshole in Kelley Square:

Yes, I moved into your lane because I didn't see you. Under normal cicrumstances I would have said that you were in the right honking your horn at me. However, tonight was not normal circumstances. I turned on my blinker to indicate my intent to change lanes, checked all my mirrors on my van and even gave a quick glance over my shoulder, but I couldn't see you because you are driving a black low-rider, with your lights off, at 11 PM and sitting in my blindspot. How the fuck do you expect me to see you? Raise your car up to a legal height and turn your fucking lights on!


The one in the van that will run over your little low riding ass and not give a shit
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people please... [14 Feb 2006|01:27am]


All I wanted to do was go to the store and buy milk.

But noooo!

A couple were arguing (that was what it looked like) and never stopped at the stop sign! The man just kept driving like it was never there; and he probably never saw it there.

Great eye sight, mister.

*bangs head on desk*
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See that white stuff? Its called SNOW... [10 Feb 2006|08:39am]

No Big deal. We live in Central New York, and we DO get it in the winter time. Sometimes even in the spring and fall too. Usually alot more than what we have gotten this winter. So, simply because there is a little bit, a slight dusting on the road, it doesn't allow you to drive like a scared little baby...no need to SLAM on the brakes on a highway because there is a small curve coming up in a few hundred feet. And come on, those 4x4's actually do handle quite nicely. Just put some weight in the back.
Grr...how many more months do I have to deal with people who are afraid of a little dusting of snow? Probably until April, at least.
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Following The Fuzz [11 Jan 2006|10:18pm]

[ mood | bored ]

Do you suppose the cops really appreciate the convoy that inevitably congregates behind them because everyone is so afraid to pass them?

Unrelated News Bulletin: Florida will now be known as The Blue-Hair State.

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The devil is behind the wheel [14 Dec 2005|10:52pm]

in my recent trips to my new college town, i have discovered several things about the interstate. I'm from a small, hickish town anyway and people around here hardly ever see an interstate. The interstate is DEADLY. it kills people. I was driving down 81 from Harrisonburg and on the northbound side a tractor trailer had turned a minivan (Villager I think) into something about the size of my Focus. It was terrible. I had to slow down to about 80 because I was afeared.

I also learned that people seem to understand THE LEFT HAND LANE IS FOR FAST PEOPLE. except for the occasional tractor trailer passing old people in the right-hand lane, the left lane was pretty nice. I was bookin it so I would be on time to work and these people understand why God invented two lanes. I also learned that not many people talk on their cell phones while driving on the interstate. If they DO, they're like me -- I only use my headset when I'm on a trip like that. Driving freaks the fuck out of me, especially if I'm in unfamiliar territory, so not having to fool with shifting and talking with the same hand is nice.

With that said, I hate my small, hickish town because it is the antagonist to the interstate. Nobody understands the whole "two lanes" deal, nobody goes the fucking speed limit (meaning they go about 5 UNDER), and EVERYBODY is on his or her cell phone. If I had a dime for every soccer mom I saw in a Tahoe talking to somebody....

I'd be a rich motherfucker.

(Just felt like posting.... this should make #3 in a line of recent posts to the group. I'm bored.)
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very close call [14 Dec 2005|12:54am]

So i was driving on 190, at 67mph (it's a 65) and this guy in a mazda comes onto the on ramp. He's doing about the same speed as me. So i figure, I'll speed up a bit so he just merges right behind me. So a few seconds later I see him speed up out of the corner of my eye and fly across the stone triangle that is between the onramp and the actual highway. he got so close to my car he actually hit my mirror as I jerked to the left and laid on my horn. I almost tipped my Jeep. I was so pissed.
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[13 Dec 2005|08:38pm]
[ mood | blah ]

why can't people just drive at a CONSTANT SPEED

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Just introducing myself [02 Oct 2005|06:02pm]

Hey I drive a 02 TJ, and have since become a much safer driver because it's such a high rider. The first day I took my car out some kid who had borrowed his moms sunfire without telling her cut me off at an intersection and I totalled his car with my bumber. I mean totalled too, it was undrivable after 10 minutes when every fluid had leaked out of the many destroyed engine parts. Later I found out he hadn't had his license. So he got arrested.

So yea, that's me. hey
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Please Be Patient [29 Sep 2005|10:03pm]

Please be patient when an officer, or any person for that matter, is directing traffic. It is harder and more dangerous than it looks.
Yes you may be inconvenienced and annoyed, but the officer will be out there much longer than you taking flak from many more drivers than you.
Try not to dampen his day anymore by cursing, arguing, ignoring, disobeying, or making obscene gestures at him.
Thank you, and be safe.
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Shout Out... [25 Sep 2005|08:09pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

This is dedicated to the dumbass in the S10 truck who thought he could take me off the line today. I totally smoked your ass! Never mess with a self-acclaimed bitch with a supercharger. You'll lose everytime, pal.

Also, a shout-out to everyone in the community. Where've ya'll been? No one's posted in a while. I hope that doesn't mean you all got ran over! Anyway, check this product out if/when you have time. I use it, and I think it works great!! It's clear-coat safe too. Here's the link:


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[09 Sep 2005|06:29pm]

If you are driving an SUV and talking on a cell phone, you have no right to honk at me. Period.

Yes, little miss priss, my car was rolling backwards at that red light. Yes, it was less than a yard away from your vehicle. Guess what? I KNEW THAT. In fact, I was watching both your vehicle and mine closer than you were. I also know what my vehicle can do and what the tolerances are much better than you, and chances are, I know your vehicle better than you. Why do I make these claims? Why do I think I can? Because when I drive, I pay attention to what I'm doing. What a concept. I wish more people in this country did.
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You be the judge... [05 Sep 2005|10:43pm]

[ mood | gloomy ]

Got rear-ended yesterday. Not sure what I'm gonna tell my insurance. I went to the local car wash, and it had just closed when I got there. There was another car in front of me that had just arrived as well. It started to back up so that it could turn around and leave. So I started to back up as well to avoid being hit from the front. At this point, I had literally just arrived. I had no sooner started backing up when I got plowed into by an SUV that was turning into the car wash. I really don't think she was watching what she was doing. I'm pretty sure she was speeding through the easement (driveway) that leads into the carwash area because when I looked in my rearview mirror, there wasn't anyone there. Thus, we really ran into each other.

She only had like a couple scratches, but my whole back bumper is going to have to be replaced. I'm not sure I want to get the insurance involved because she was a really nice person and a single mom. But, I have to get my car fixed. I'm also worried about the consequences of lieing to them and saying I just hit a pole or something.

Thoughts, anyone?

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i hate this place. [26 Aug 2005|01:32pm]

[ mood | i wanna abort babies im so mad ]

i live in danville, va... we who don't belong here like to call it danvegas, danhell, or, as an anagram, "evil land" (check it out, all 8 letters!)

anyways. it has become apparent to me while driving to and fro my community college in the ghetto that NOBODY IN THIS FUCKING TOWN CAN DRIVE WORTH A DAMN. its like, as soon as you enter the city limits all of your driving abilities (though you may be skilled) go to shit.

i was pretty late to class today... i went by work to get my paycheck and the manager had to stand around and talk to EVERYBODY. so i drove across the bridge (had to wait for the light)...get in the right hand lane so i can turn, and the bitch in front of me that pulled into the fucking left hand lane decides she wants to eat me and my tiny little car. so she starts pulling into my lane. i stopped so she wouldn't kill me. bitch.

i finally get to kemper (the road where school is) and there's an undercover cop in front of me. speed limit...30. cop...15. WHY THE HELL DO I GET BEHIND THESE MORONS?!

anyways. i finally got to school. it took forever. and i was like 15 minutes late...the door was closed... so i turned around and walked away.

thank you, dumbfuckers, for making me miss my class the first week of school.

i hate this town.

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Fuck You. And ode to insecure drivers. [01 Aug 2005|01:19am]

[ mood | worried ]

Yes, I was inches away from your car. 16-25 inches infact.

I was well aware of your presence, however my cars brakes are in top order so that is why my car STOPPED.

I pulled up to the edge of the curve, extremly close to the street to see oncomming traffic, however since you seemed to be frantically panicked i gave you an extremly rude look.

Your wife may have died of a heart attack moments later, i didn't stick around to find out, perhaps she is used to your bad driving by now.

I clearly pointed out that I was "stopping here", and there was no need for you to infact "stop infront of my car" after you were so rudly yelling at me through 2 closed windows.

I am a young driver, only 22, however I understand my car and the other drivers on the roads.

I respect them.

You should too old man.

Just because it looks like I am in mommys car, does not mean that I am a bad driver, or could care less what happens to "my baby".

Good day, Sir.

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Bastards... [29 Jul 2005|05:30am]

[ mood | annoyed ]

We have a few on ramps that also serve as off ramps for the next exit around here *don't know if these are common anywhere else*...I hate these!!! There are too many people that don't realize that people using it as an on ramp need to be able to speep up to merge into traffic safely!! I had some asshole in front of my doing 60 km/h cause he was using the on ramp just to get to the next exit and didn't speed up...and then me behind him had to get up to 100 km/h to merge safely...what a fucker!! I gave him the finger as I passed him :P

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